Quotes From The Movie

  • Cheshire Cat: "If you do not know where to go, then it shouldn't matter which way you take."


  • Alice: "I'm sorry, but how can possibly pay attention to a book with no pictures in it?"


  • Alice: "Nonsense. That's it, Dina! If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise, what it is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?"


  • Mad Hatter: "Oh, your watch is two days slow! Ah! Here's the problem, it's got all of these wheels in it!"


  • Alice: "It would be nice if things made sense for a change."


  • Alice: "If you drink too much from a bottle marked 'poison', it's almost certain to disagree with you sooner or later."


  • Alice: "I give myself very good advice, but very seldom follow it."


  • Walrus and Carpenter: "The time has come, the Walrus said, to talk of many things. Of shoes, and ships, and sealing wax, of cabbages and kings! And why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings. Kaloo, kaleh! We'll eat today! Like cabbages and kings!"


  • Alice: "It must be something terribly important. Like a party or something!"


  • Cheshire Cat: "Everybody's mad here. As you can see, I'm not quite there myself."


  • Doorknob: "Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction."


  • March Hare: "I have an excellent idea, Lets change the subject."


  • Dodo: "Ahoy, and other nautical expressions!"


  • March Hare: "It's very simple. Now, thirty days has Septem -No. wait... An unbirthday, if you have a birthday, then you - she doesn't know what an unbirthday is."

    Thanks to IMDB and Charlotte for the quotes listed here.